challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
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yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
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Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
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- Valar Morghulis.
- Yes, all men must die, but we are not men.
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Well holy fuck
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Matt and Kim | Daylight
Actual favourite song right now
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