cyberthug13:

grandma going to hell

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mortari:

Hannibal: Apéritif + light & dark

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velificantes:

you were wrong to love her

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• friend: how far have you gone with a boy
• me: in miles or kilometers

vvargs:

My banana looks like Matt Smith

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humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

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• People: express your feelings
• People: let them out
• People: it's not good to hold it all in
• Me: *expresses feelings*
• People: whoa calm down
• People: quit exaggerating
• People: get over it

(Source: thorinsmajesty, via adventuresofmoosehead)

bookporn:

 

pondwilliams:

“Do you wanna pretend that you’re just going out with me on a bet?”
“I’d like that very much. But maybe we should try normal first.”

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bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

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nothing is as it has been
and i miss your face like hell

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Aces Charles. Aces.

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