grandma going to hell
you were wrong to love her
My banana looks like Matt Smith
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
“Do you wanna pretend that you’re just going out with me on a bet?”
“I’d like that very much. But maybe we should try normal first.”